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Totl human virus scanner

From TotL.net Human Virus Scanner, and the results are:

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Posted by whykay at December 7, 2002 08:44 PM | TrackBack